Dear Lord,
While I was washing my hands in the kitchen, Clara was apparently trying to unzip and empty my backpack. Please forgive me for taking the time to unlock my phone screen, open my camera, and snap these two pictures before I helped my crying daughter. Next time I promise to help her first.
Maybe.
Love,
Jessie
Horney Mom Tells All 
May God have mercy on your soul.
This would be good cover art for the b flick “Attack of the Giant Killer Backpack!!!”